(11:15) elektronik: hey mate 
(11:15) elektronik: you there? 
(11:15) Ricky.: yes 
(11:15) Ricky.: I got a huge problem 
(11:15) Ricky.: mate 
(11:15) elektronik: y? 
(11:15) Ricky.: I just accidentally a coca-cola bottle 
(11:15) Ricky.: :?
(11:16) Ricky.: And I'm not sure if I'm gonna be ok 
(11:16) Ricky.: :?:?:?
(11:16) elektronik: you drinked coca cola? 
(11:16) elektronik: you have diabetes? 
(11:16) Ricky.: NO 
(11:16) elektronik: then what? 
(11:16) Ricky.: I accidentally a coca-cola bottle 
(11:16) Ricky.: the whole bottle 
(11:16) elektronik: you accidentally a coca cola bottle 
(11:16) Ricky.: yes 
(11:16) elektronik: you eat it? 
(11:16) Ricky.: no no no 
(11:17) elektronik: do you know english? :?
(11:17) elektronik: what did you done with her? 
(11:17) Ricky.: I was messing around 
(11:17) Ricky.: and all of a sudden 
(11:17) Ricky.: I accidentally the WHOLE coca-cola bottle 
(11:17) Ricky.: Please tell me 
(11:17) Ricky.: Do I need to see a doc? 
(11:17) elektronik: sthi 
(11:17) Ricky.: wait 
(11:17) elektronik: you stick your coca cola bottle in your ass? is that? 
(11:17) Ricky.: I need to the bottle 
(11:18) elektronik: god damnit RICK 
(11:18) Ricky.: it's so hard 
(11:18) Ricky.: I'm trying to talk with you 
(11:18) elektronik: you stick it in your ass, is that it? 
(11:18) Ricky.: while I accidentally the bottle 
(11:18) elektronik: FUCKIING SHIT RICK! LISTEN!  
(11:18) Ricky.: yes 
(11:18) elektronik: its in your ass at the moment, right? 
(11:18) Ricky.: NO  
(11:19) Ricky.: Have you ever like 
(11:19) Ricky.: with a bottle? 
(11:19) elektronik: okay, did you eat coca cola bottle, what? 
(11:19) elektronik: what jerk? 
(11:19) elektronik: jerk off? 
(11:19) Ricky.: No.
(11:19) Ricky.: You were just messing around 
(11:19) Ricky.: and all of a sudden 
(11:19) Ricky.: you the coca-cola bottle 
(11:19) Ricky.: the whole bottle 
(11:19) Ricky.: so like 
(11:19) Ricky.: I was sitting in the garden 
(11:19) Ricky.: right? 
(11:19) Ricky.: and all of a sudden 
(11:20) Ricky.: the dog from the neighbours enters the garden 
(11:20) Ricky.: And really, he was mad 
(11:20) Ricky.: a mad dog 
(11:20) Ricky.: and then I was , and all of a sudden 
(11:20) Ricky.: I just 
(11:20) Ricky.: like 
(11:20) Ricky.: the whole bottle! 
(11:22) elektronik: fuck rick, you and dog accidentaly whole bottle? Rly i don't know who could understand that 
(11:22) elektronik: what did you exactly did with cc bottle 
(11:22) elektronik: ? 
(11:22) Ricky.: I actually don't know if I the coca-cola bottle 
(11:22) Ricky.: I think it is a pepsi bottle 
(11:22) Ricky.: but I can't see it right now, because it's 
(11:22) Ricky.: You see? 
(11:22) elektronik: I don't fucking see 
(11:22) elektronik: where is the freaking bottle god damnit!?  
(11:22) Ricky.: THE BOTTLE IS  
(11:23) Ricky.: OK? 
(11:23) Ricky.: YOU GET IT NOW? 
(11:23) Ricky.: sjeez 
(11:23) elektronik: BOTTLE IS ? 
(11:23) Ricky.: YES 
(11:23) Ricky.: I ACCIDENTALLY THE BOTTLE, AND NOW IT IS  
(11:23) Ricky.: the whole bottle 
(11:23) elektronik: w00t?! Are you embarassed to tell me something 
(11:23) elektronik: ? 
(11:23) Ricky.: NO 
(11:24) elektronik: yeah? 
(11:24) Ricky.: I've been telling you this the whole time, but you just don't understand 
(11:24) Ricky.: I the bottle 
(11:24) elektronik: hmm 
(11:25) elektronik: is bottle in your organism? 
(11:25) Ricky.: in my what? 
(11:25) Ricky.: my mum is so scared right now 
(11:25) elektronik: in your system* 
(11:25) Ricky.: she's calling every hospital in Belgium 
(11:25) elektronik: is bottle in your system?* 
(11:25) Ricky.: NO 
(11:26) Ricky.: I ACCIDENTALLY THE BOTTLE 
elektronik signed off.