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<cld> Is there still anyone, who needs english speech?
<hidnplayr> aah, good old english beer
<hidnplayr> flemish is ok too
<hidnplayr> belgian beer******
<hidnplayr> god damnit
<Altaisoft> cld: I suggest it's more polite to speak English at the presence of people who don't know Russian.
<cld> There is nobody, who don't understand english at all.
<cld> I think such things, as humar must be quoted in native language.
<hidnplayr> if you think i dont care about the subject you're talking about, talk in russian ;)
<Altaisoft> :o)
<cld> If tryed to translate letter, written abowe i would meet difficulties)
<cld> tried
<cld> It has _very_ complex language structers in it
<cld> ))
<hidnplayr> no problem :p
<cld> I'l try to be more polite and keep topic of discussion in future)
<Altaisoft> Yes, it's not that simple to translate from Russian into English. It was always quite difficult for me.
<hidnplayr> the words are in different orders etc, as i have noticed
<cld> Ironic and humor is intranslatable in 85% of cases
<cld> The "wrong order" of words is a part of russian language)
<cld> many famous russian writers used it, as you can notice)
<cld> It is called "Inversiya"
<cld> ИнверÑиÑ
<Altaisoft> Inversion :o) There's an English joke about a dietologist who heard a question "what is pi?" and answered "pie is very healthy and tasty food". It's intranslatable.
<hidnplayr> o
<cld> no matter of that :D there is tons of jokes with similar meaning in any language)
<Altaisoft> Well. I'm starting to tremble with fear of The Wicked Mike :o) He'll now come and ban all of us for that offtopic of ours.
<mikedld|w> I won't
<mikedld|w> I'mm too concentrated on the job now that don't even know what are you talking about here all the day
<cld> It is very important to communicate between developers)
<cld> Wel, let us continue then)
<cld> *Well
<cld> What beer do you prefer when write the source codes of koos?
<mikedld|w> I'm not stopping you...
<Altaisoft> For me that offtopic is just a chance to practise :o)
<cld> +1
<hidnplayr> i like stella :p
<cld> Although my english is terrible i'm enjoing the fact, that someone can understand it)))
<hidnplayr> 'my home is where my stella is'
<hidnplayr> or jupiler, that's regular beer for people here :p
<hidnplayr> i've seen worse :p
<cld> Have you ever heard about "Amsterdam-navigator"?
<Altaisoft> What about me, I'm not a developer at all now :o) The only duty of mine at the channel is to talk offtopic.
<cld> You can by 4 bottles of it for 3 euro in Russia :D
<cld> Altaisoft: не пали хату :D
<hidnplayr> i dont know that beer :p
<hidnplayr> it's dutch beer, no?
<hidnplayr> that sucks, belgian beer is better :D
<cld> i think it is russian beer)
<hidnplayr> ah ok :p
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<hidnplayr> you dont have 'heiniken' over there, do you?
<cld> yes
<cld> but we have one big barrel with beer
<hidnplayr> you like it? :p
<cld> and from tha t barrel
<cld> people produce "Ghigulevskoe" and "Heiniken"
<hidnplayr> lol all cafe's have barrels of beer here :p
<hidnplayr> heineken really sucks i think :p
<hidnplayr> we call it pee-beer :p
<cld> I'm trying to say
<cld> that most of beer in Russia
<cld> is low-quality
<hidnplayr> wodka is of better quality, right? :p
<cld> not depending on Description-on-bottle
<hidnplayr> what's Ghigulevskoe btw?
<hidnplayr> lol
<cld> vodka is quite difficult to get and drink)
<hidnplayr> it is?
<cld> "ЖигулевÑкое" is very cheap russian beer :D
<hidnplayr> why?
<hidnplayr> ok
<cld> it isn't sold in "киоÑк"
<cld> "ларек"
<cld> :D
<hidnplayr> hmmmm :p
<cld> Even puipls in school can by beer in Russia)
<hidnplayr> in belgium too :)
<hidnplayr> but the minister is trying to change that
<cld> In Russia minister gets most of his money by selling drugs and alcohol to young people)
<cld> Russian mafia, you know)
<Altaisoft> hidnplayr: it sounds like you have only one minister there in Belgium :o)
<hidnplayr> no, we have lots of them :p
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<cld> You can see what is "Ларек" in dictionary, but you never understand it, if you didn't see it...
<hidnplayr> hehe ok
<hidnplayr> let's code for kolibrios!
<cld> hm :D
<cld> if you going toi do so, i won't stop you)
<cld> but i think there is not so much developers as flooders)
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<cld> Have you ever heard about "Ðрш"?
<cld> "Ðрш" is mixture of alcohol drinks, one of them is vodka, other -- wine or beer
<cld> The most popular "Ðрш" is "Чпок!" coctail
<cld> if you want to make "Чпок!" You need half of glass "ЖигулевÑкое" beer;
<hidnplayr> micture of alcoholic drinks, a cocktail?
<cld> half glass of vodka
<cld> yes)
<Altaisoft> cld: hidnplayr will now decide that all of the Russians are alcoholics :o)
<cld> you need to mix it in the glass and than quickly drink
<hidnplayr> beer and wodka? :p
<cld> yes
<cld> and when you drink it you must crack glass
<cld> with your knee
<hidnplayr> never drank it
<cld> sayng "Chpok!"
<cld> You realy should try, but use russian beer)
<cld> Altaisoft: he won't mistake a bit)
<hidnplayr> why russian beer? :p
<cld> "Студент" is the hardest form of russian alcohol-drinker
<cld> hidnplayr: It has the right taste)
<hidnplayr> ok:p
<cld> "Студент" can drink as much alcohol, as he has water in his body
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<cld> Alcohol is one of most important parts of russian education.
<Altaisoft> cld: I'm a student myself, but I don't drink :o)
<cld> hidnplayr: Altaisoft is so shy... He don't want to hurt your mind)
<cld> if student wants to learn well he must survive "День первокурÑника"
<Altaisoft> cld: oh you the worst of the flooders :o)
<cld> "День первокурÑника" is much harder, than traing before USA army
<cld> USA sends their marines to train in our univercity
<cld> After "День первокурÑника" (it is translated like "The Day Of Young Student") student become pure "Студент"
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<paladinrus> Ñ‹Ñ‹Ñ‹
<TFR> cld: don't forget to feed your bear
<cld> "ПТУшники" (a very stupid russians0 can't survive "День первокурÑника
<Altaisoft> cld: what's that a wild university? :o) In our alma mater there's nothing like that :o) Everything is very quiet and good-looking :o)
<paladinrus> omg
<cld> TFR: thank you, i fed it few hours ago
<cld> Altaisoft are you "ПТУшник"?
<cld> from what ity are you from?
<cld> *city
<Altaisoft> cld: What a horrible suggestion! I'm not. I'm a real student. :o)
<paladinrus> :D
<cld> Altaisoft: i'm glad to hear that!
<paladinrus> cld, а Ñ‚Ñ‹ Ñам Ñ ÐºÐ°ÐºÐ¾Ð²Ð° района?)
<cld> Екатеринбург)
<cld> (Ты по пинкам Ñуди)
<cld> "Ð Ñ‚Ñ‹ Ñ ÐºÐ°ÐºÐ¾Ð²Ð° раёна" is a traditional form of greeting
<paladinrus> йа тупой
<paladinrus> :)
<paladinrus> Ñ‹Ñ‹Ñ‹
<cld> "Гопники" (the strongest, bravest and most aristocratic russians) use it to greet you with pleasure
<cld> "Ð Ñ‚Ñ‹ по пинкам [,Ñука,] Ñуди" is code answer, identifying you as skilfull russian liver
<cld> every "Гопник" will pleased, hearing that, and aknowlege you as one of them
<cld> Фу... пойду попью
<Altaisoft> cld: you're even a more experienced flooder than mist :o)
<cld> Altaisoft: i was specialy prepared to flood in school
<cld> there were special lesson of flood, "ОбщеÑтвознание"
<paladinrus> don't listen him )
<Altaisoft> cld: oh, how I understand you :o)
<cld> They are strict russian censors, preventing spreading of information about our life)
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