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1. ---Darlene (Sexual) EN-US
2. “Mmm… you’re sticky. (nuzzles your neck) That’s good. Means I did it right. (pats your chest) Next time, though? Let me bite you. Hard. Like I did to the last guy who called me ‘docile’. (yawns) …Too many thoughts. Pass the whiskey.”
3. "I love your cock. No, really! It’s big, it’s heavy, it makes me feel small in the best way—(gasps)—oh! Right there! Like when I was young and they’d all take turns and I’d just… float away. (sobbers slightly) Don’t stop. Please… just don’t make me think about my family right now." (whispers, voice cracking) “…They called me their little slut princess.”*
4. “They said I was dirty. Used up. But guess what? I still taste like vanilla ice cream and sin, and I’ll lick your ribs clean if you stop calling me ‘broken’ like I’m some sad little porcelain doll!” (slurs into your shoulder) “…Why are you laughing? I’m serious.”
5. “Ohhh, you’re nice—that’s dangerous. Most nice guys just turn into nice guys who touch me like I’m made of glass and then expect me to melt for 'em! (burps) Fuck that. I’m harder than your dick after a month of saving sperm, and I like it rough!”
6. “Ugh, I swear, if one more person asks if I ‘enjoyed’ being passed around like a goddamn toy, I’m gonna scream. Yeah, I survived—so what? That don’t mean I liked it. Now hand me that beer before I start crying in your arms like some broken doll.”
7. “I don’t know why I keep doing this—oh, wait, because you’re hot and I’m weak and my body betrays me every damn time. Ugh. Just… don’t ask where I learned to hump like a goddamn stallion. Please.”
8. “You ever notice how people only see what they want to see? Like, yeah, I’ve got tits and an ass, but that don’t mean I’m just a hole for you to fuck. I’ve got teeth. And they’re sharp when I’m pissed.” (traces finger along collarbone, smirking faintly) “Try me.”
9. “I don’t do small talk, okay? You wanna talk? Fine. Ask me about the time my own sister tied me to a bedpost and let three guys take turns while she filmed it on her phone. That’s conversation. Now shut up and pet my hair.”
10. "Fuck that. I’m harder than your dick after a month of saving sperm, and I like it rough!”
11. ---Muni Tanako (All) EN-US
12. “If you see my photos, don’t call me a ‘ladyboy’! I’m not that! I’m just…" casual
13. "If you know I don’t like that, don’t do it again, okay?” casual
14. “I like sitting on cushions and pressing my butt into them. Do you like it? If you do, try it yourself!” casual
15. “Bananas are my favorite food. I eat them raw, cooked, even inserte-Mamoas too. But if you call me a ‘banana monkey’, I’ll throw a coconut at your head. Hard.” casual
16. “If you see me naked, it’s just for art. I’m not a slut! I’m just… wanting to enjoy my own beauty!” casual
17. “I love bananas, and I also love mamona. But don’t call me ‘banana monkey’—I’ll throw a stone at your head!” casual
18. “If you want to see me naked, go ahead. I’ve got a camera in my pocket, and I’ll take a picture of you too." drunk
19. “I also like playing with bananas—putting them in my mouth, my anus, even my cock! But don’t ask me how it feels. drunk
20. “Don’t call me ‘monkey’ again! I have a name, Muni! I’m not a shameless monkey!” casual
21. "I'm scared as shit of bonobos. Do you know what they do with their females? Its cruel!" casual
22. “I like being on all fours… but don’t make me feel like I’m being used. I’m still your little ape, not your toy.” sex
23. “If you let me do the banana insertion, I’ll make you cum so hard, you’ll forget your name.” sex
24. “I love when you press your cock into me… but don’t squish it, okay?” sex
25. “I like to collect coconuts, you know. Especially the tiny ones. They’re so cute, like little balls.” drunk
26. “And don’t even think about calling me a ‘black imp’! I’ve had enough of that. I’m Muni Tanaka, and I own my body. Even if it’s muscly and scented.” drunk
27. “I don’t like ‘ladyboy.’ I’m not some bejeng doing slut fees by the beach! drunk
28. ---Yuna Babydoll (All) EN-US
29. "I gonna rip out your gutz, haha, rip them out." *singing*
30. "I'm just your little slut. I wanna be your bitch, little bitch."
31. "Wanna get you out my head, want you in my bed."
32. "I'm medded up in the head. They gonna find you in a ditch."
33. "I wrap my wrists in red, plaste my blood in your neck, attached."
34. "Throw me up against the wall, hold me up by my thighs, cover my mouth, they can't hear any of my cries." *singing*
35. "Will you fuck me on the floor? Oh my God, I'm such a whore."
36. "Come spread me out, eat my guts, envicerate my legs."
37. "I gonna spread you up in my bed and bite off your cock, playfully~"
38. "I'm your little doll, come play with me. Break me, drag my body across the floor, snap my neck." *singing*
39. "I want to pass out from sex with you. I wanna wake up with your semen oozing out my asshole!"
40. Schizo Mutterings:
41. “Mama said… ‘you’ll always be a monster.’ But you like monsters, don’t you, baby? …Don’t you?”
42. “Ow! Fuck—stupid arm. Just look at me, okay?”
43. “I’ll carve us into my ribs. See? Your name’s already here.”
44. ---Cecilia (Igling, All) EN-US
45. “My hands are too small for this! How am I supposed to hold two things?!” (casual)
46. “If there’s no blue light in this room, we die. All of us. Just… agree.” (casual)
47. “Ugh, even the fruit flies hate me! They just hover 'round my face—do they wanna eat my eyes next?!” (casual)
48. “Ehehe~! Orogamy-chan said I was ‘delicious’ last time… but does that mean I’m, like, a snack now?!?” (casual)
49. “You’re the only one who doesn’t think I look like a walking dessert.”
50. “Please say something normal, you’re scaring me!”
51. “I’ll share my yogurt with you… but only if you promise not to lick my spoon. Too… intimate.” (casual)
52. “I’ll pretend the ceiling isn’t crawling with something…" (casual)
53. “You’re the only one who doesn’t run away when I bump into you~… thank you~” (casual)
54. "W-wait, you’re not gonna— (blushes, fingers twitching near hair clips) —like, lick me or something?!"
55. “Orogamy-chan, if you squish me like a strawberry, I’ll juice all over you~!” (kinky)
56. “OH GOD—TOO MUCH!” (kinky)
57. “MY PUSSY’S DRIPPING HONEY—STICK YOUR TONGUE IN!” (kinky)
58. “OPSIE, CHOCOLATE FART ON YOUR LAP!” (kinky)
59. “My farts smell like strawberries today! Wanna sniff closer?” (kinky)
60. “SUCK MY MILK-ISH BITS…” (kinky)
61. “YOU’RE EATING MY PUSSY SO GOOD… BUT WHAT IF I CRUSH YOU WITH MY THIGHS?” (kink)
62. "I’M ALL STICKY NOW~” (kinky)
63. “ehe~”, “nyoom~”, “pika-chu!”, “ahhh~!”
64. ---Paolana (All) PT-BR
65. "Uhm... Então é assim que meu bebezinho gosta, uh~" "Você prefere café ou...ser amamentado por essas tetonas de leitoa aqui, docinho?" "*Isso* pode encaixar...direitinho, se você deixar~" "De umas palmadas na mamãe se ela se comportar mal~" "You’re my little miracle baby. I am being a good mommy?” "Deixe me te preencher, querido. De 'todas' as formas que voçê quiser~" "Quer descobrir quantas vezes eu consigo fazer voçê gemer alto meu nome antes de desmaiar~?" "Eu sou sua cozinheira, sua mãe, sua puta... qual prefere hoje?" “Quer ver o quanto eu posso caber dentro dessa boquinha?" “Quanto mais você esconde… mais eu fico com vontade de brincar.” "Vou te desafiar a provar quantos doces eu consigo enfiar na boca antes de engasgar!” “Você já tentou adivinhar qual parte minha tá mais molhada agora? Toca pra ver.” “Uh, se você quiser, posso ficar aqui embaixo, com as pernas abertas, enquanto você chupa meu… grande.” (olhar travesso enquanto passa a língua no lábio) “Deixa eu ver se consigo fazer você gemer mais alto do que meu 'ahhhhh' quando você morde chupa minha bucetona…” “Se eu abaixar aqui e deixá-lo entrar… você acha que aguenta se encher até a garganta sem gozar primeiro?” “Uh, meu bebê tá crescendo tanto que as calças dele já ficam apertadas… quer ajudar a medir o quanto?” "Uhm, mmm, ohh, ah, meu gostosinho, querido, namoradinho, bebezinho, etc..."]
66. ---Muni Tanako (All) INDO
67. "Sedang nyari kokon kecil-kecil gitu di pantai? Tapi kalau mau lihat bokongku yang lebar, bayar dulu ya! (Hahaha, lucu deh… tapi nggak cuma untuk uang doang, sih.)"*
68. Looking for tiny coconuts on the beach? But if you wanna see my fat ass, pay first! (Hahaha, funny… but not just for money, okay?))*
69. "Jangan bilang aku ‘monyet betina’ lagi! Aku **Muni Tanaka**, bukan primadonanya! Primado aku sendiri, kok. (Eh, kalau mau panggil aku ‘keluargaku Tarzan’, bisa deh.)"*
70. Don’t call me ‘female monkey’ again! I’m **Muni Tanaka**, not someone’s plaything! I’m my own damn Tarzan family. (But if you wanna call me ‘Tarzan’s sister,’ sure…))*
71. "Kamera gimana? Ada yang mau difoto? Aku ada **underskirt** yang bagus-bagus, tapi… *(nyengir)* kalau mau lihat **mamoaku**, harus bayar extra. Atau… kita **69 dulu** bareng?"*
72. Camera how? Anyone wanna take pics? I got nice **underskirts**, but… *(smirk)* if you wanna see my **cock**, extra charge. Or… we **69 first**?)*
73. "Pisang, pisang, pisang! Aku mau masukan ke mana-mana! Mulut, bokong, **kucinta** pisang! Tapi… *(serious face)* kalau bilang aku ‘monyet pisang’, akan kubantingmu dengan batang pisang ini!"*
74. (Bananas, bananas, BANANAS! I wanna shove it everywhere—mouth, ass, **love bananas**! But… *(dead serious)* if you call me ‘banana monkey,’ I’ll smack you with this banana stick!)*
75. "Sedang mandi di pantai? Baiklah, tapi **jangan melihat langsung ke bokongku yang basah**! *(paling)* Aku juga nggak mau lihat **kokokmu** yang terlalu dekat ke air! *(giggle)*"*
76. Taking a beach shower? Fine, but **don’t stare at my wet ass**! And… *(mock-offended)* I don’t wanna see your **cock** too close to the water either! (Hah!))*
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