Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)22:36 No.6391658

    Where I'm from, the men are men and thus think that everyone who doesn't wear plaid and carharts is a faggot and/or is some stuck up rich boy.

    Anyway, so I'm sitting at this coffee house drinking a cup one morning when this guy walks in at like 6 AM and orders a cup of water. This guy is the most stylish motherfucker I have seen in a long time. He's perfectly dressed in all black, has a perfectly trimmed goatee (the evil chin kind, not the full mouth kind), and wears a pair of really fucking expensive sunglasses. I'm like "what the fuck" but continue to chat with the barista.

    Five minutes later, a woman who I swear was a model walks in, orders a fancy espresso drink and sits next to the guy. She's absolutely gorgeous, is immaculately dressed, and walks with an air of confidence that Tom Cruise would envy. I check her out for a while, stunned, before attempting to resume conversation.

>> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)22:36 No.6391668

    >>6391658
    Finally, a big black motherfucker walks in wearing a leather trench coat with a huge suitcase, ignores the barista and sits down with the other two. For one, there are no black guys where I live and for two I have never seen anyone so effortlessly carry a .45 revolver in a hip holster. This guy is wearing combat boots, some kind of military pants, and what I swear is a bloodstained undershirt. He also looks pissed. He says something to the guy and they all get up and leave.

    When they get outside of the shop (the barista and I are just staring at this point), I see the black guy open up his case, hands two silenced pistols to the other two, and they all walk down the street and out of sight. We sit there staring for a moment, then nervously laugh it off and wonder if we should call the cops.

    In retrospect, I think I saw the start of a campaign, and an awesome one at that.